Only in Kansas

As I was walking to a local food fare in Logan, Kansas, where I am taking my workshop, I found this abomination in the center of the street. Had to take some photos. It will especially impress my dad as we often load my car or truck with some interesting hand-me-downs that I then bring back home and are put to good use! I wouldn't have liked to be the one following this load, but I would be interested to know if it made it to it's destination safely or not??